That weirdo that doesn't stand out

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

poesdaughter:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do

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kind of a bad example considering she only has dragons because of a teen pregnancy

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"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

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its-awesome-turtle-time:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s  name is  meatloaf

and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long

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cahlie:

juipiter:

indie/nature blog

cahlie:

juipiter:

indie/nature blog

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

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staff:

unwrapping:

Tumblr App in the iTunes College Survival Guide: How did I survive college without Tumblr? Apple featured the Tumblr iOS app in its iTunes College Survival Guide.

Download the app or you’re dead meat, nerd. *chucks football*

staff:

unwrapping:

Tumblr App in the iTunes College Survival Guide: 
How did I survive college without Tumblr? Apple featured the Tumblr iOS app in its iTunes College Survival Guide.

Download the app or you’re dead meat, nerd. *chucks football*

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headysesh:

2009 Crondo Bubbler

Flawless…

#BallersOnly

#HeadySesh

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

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prometheuspup:

eridonkidonk:

officialdaddyegbert:

blobeggs:

boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

perhaps it was something in his past
perhaps
a link to his past


apollophoenix check this lol

prometheuspup:

eridonkidonk:

officialdaddyegbert:

blobeggs:

boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

perhaps it was something in his past

perhaps

a link to his past

apollophoenix check this lol

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

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ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”