I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do
kind of a bad example considering she only has dragons because of a teen pregnancy
"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe
and london was smart
and maddie was dumb
and esteban was a woman
so basically they were their stereotypes
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause